shouldnt:

They really need to make capri sun packs bigger.  I’m not fucking 7 anymore.  I am a grown man.  All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it. 

“He may look like an idiot, he may talk like an idiot, but don’t be fooled. He is indeed an idiot.”
— Riza Hawkeye on Roy Mustang (via incorrectfma)
black-culture:

Oct 22 National Day of Action Against Police Brutality

black-culture:

Oct 22 National Day of Action Against Police Brutality

(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—-MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.
dailychrispine:

I was going to play George Clooney’s partner, who’s this sociopathic, latent homosexual detective who’s in love with Clooney and… Oh, I wanted it so badly.

dailychrispine:

I was going to play George Clooney’s partner, who’s this sociopathic, latent homosexual detective who’s in love with Clooney and… Oh, I wanted it so badly.

hellish