best fanfic tropes:
- 'i guess we'll have to share the bed'
- 'maybe we should pretend to date'
- 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….'
- 'my room mate is kind of hot?????'
- I can’t go alone to my ex’s wedding
- Omg our car broke down in a snowstorm
- Hot single dad hires broke babysitter
Are we naming fanfics or the start of porn ?
DC won’t put out a female solo film and meanwhile Marvel won’t put out a female solo film
when a thirst follow ends up being dumb as hell and u gotta take that L and unfollow
It’s the worst.
Like, how you THAT fine and THAT dumb?
Could my pussy get any drier ANY faster?
*presses exit game*
"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"
"I should just in case"